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Because I couldn't think of anything cool to do with the holyjeeb.us domain.

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Oct 11 '11

Snippet from @pattonoswalt, in response to “you have to respect everybody’s beliefs.”

No, you don’t. That’s what gets us in trouble. You have to acknowledge everybody’s beliefs. And then you have to reserve the right to go, “That is fucking STUPID, are you kidding me?”

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Sep 21 '11

What did you just call me? (humorous moment at spelling bee)

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Jul 15 '11
Push button, receive bacon. Sarcastic responses to well-meaning signs.

Push button, receive bacon. Sarcastic responses to well-meaning signs.

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May 14 '11

Some funny pics from this guy’s web site.

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May 12 '11

My 6th grade son’s math homework was full of rounding errors.

The topic isn’t rounding, it’s conversions, but the instructions said “round to the nearest tenth” and he rounded to the nearest 100th in most cases, and did so incorrectly at that.

He’s been having some focus issues with math and is currently carrying a C where he’s had straight A’s in all classes, all year. We’re working on it.

Any way, 7 out of 12 wrong on his homework, due solely to the rounding errors. I asked him “do you know what the grade would be for 5 out of 12 on a test?” as I punched in 5 / 12 on the calculator and held it up for him to see.

“A forty-one?” he says.

Sigh.

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May 2 '11

HO.LEE.SHIT. Hilarious NMA re-enactment animation of mission to get Osama Bin Laden.

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Feb 3 '11

Great commercial. (via @myerman, @ImTheQ)

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Jan 17 '11

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Oct 26 '10

Funny social media parody/slam by local Dallas FOX affiliate.

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Oct 24 '10

Cat and printer, with translation. Tears in my eyes (thank you @oatmeal).

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Aug 19 '10
He does exist.

He does exist.

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Jul 17 '10
Hot out?

Hot out?

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