Her: Hello, sir, I’m calling from Comcast, I’m calling in regards to an online inquiry we received from this location regarding internet and phone service .
Me: No, no one here called, we already have internet service with you.
Her: I didn’t say anyone called, sir.
Me: Well, no one here put in an online inquiry about internet and phone service.
Her: Oh, okay sir, well I guess I’m just a liar.
Me: Ma’am, I’ve had internet service with Comcast for over five years at this location and I have never wanted phone service. I didn’t say you were a liar, what I said was no one here made any inquiry, online or otherwise, about internet and phone service.
Her: Okay sir, well if no one did make an inquiry, or if you did so in error, that’s just the reason I was calling.