Holy Jeebus!

Because I couldn't think of anything cool to do with the holyjeeb.us domain.
Jul 29 '14

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Jul 29 '14

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Jun 7 '14

The floor is down, just need the moulding and finishing touches.

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Apr 18 '14
This is the picture our local conservative radio station ran with the announcement on their Facebook page that Chelsea Clinton is pregnant. The picture is from 2006. The gentleman wearing the turban is an Indian-born US citizen who was accused, at the time, of making illegal contributions to political candidates, but who has no other (that I can tell) relationship to Mrs. Clinton.
I’m at the limits of my ability to give them the benefit of the doubt that this was innocent, that they couldn’t find a more recent picture of Chelsea, or better yet, maybe one of her and her husband. It seems pretty clear this is just a blatant attempt to stir the pot of their conservative base’s dual hatred of all things Clinton and all them damned ferners.
Hint, for maintainer of WOKV’s Facebook page: Google is your friend:Oh, and that shitty comment you see there at the bottom was just one of several like it, or even worse (“Bill is the father”). Stay classy, Jacksonville.

This is the picture our local conservative radio station ran with the announcement on their Facebook page that Chelsea Clinton is pregnant. The picture is from 2006. The gentleman wearing the turban is an Indian-born US citizen who was accused, at the time, of making illegal contributions to political candidates, but who has no other (that I can tell) relationship to Mrs. Clinton.

I’m at the limits of my ability to give them the benefit of the doubt that this was innocent, that they couldn’t find a more recent picture of Chelsea, or better yet, maybe one of her and her husband. It seems pretty clear this is just a blatant attempt to stir the pot of their conservative base’s dual hatred of all things Clinton and all them damned ferners.

Hint, for maintainer of WOKV’s Facebook page: Google is your friend:

Oh, and that shitty comment you see there at the bottom was just one of several like it, or even worse (“Bill is the father”). Stay classy, Jacksonville.

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Apr 16 '14

Wonderful customer service call I just had from Comcast.

Her: Hello, sir, I’m calling from Comcast, I’m calling in regards to an online inquiry we received from this location regarding internet and phone service .

Me: No, no one here called, we already have internet service with you.

Her: I didn’t say anyone called, sir.

Me: Well, no one here put in an online inquiry about internet and phone service.

Her: Oh, okay sir, well I guess I’m just a liar.

Me: …

Me: Ma’am, I’ve had internet service with Comcast for over five years at this location and I have never wanted phone service. I didn’t say you were a liar, what I said was no one here made any inquiry, online or otherwise, about internet and phone service.

Her: Okay sir, well if no one did make an inquiry, or if you did so in error, that’s just the reason I was calling.

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Apr 10 '14
Popularity of last letter in boys’ names for last 130 or so years.
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Popularity of last letter in boys’ names

Popularity of last letter in boys’ names for last 130 or so years.

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Popularity of last letter in boys’ names

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Apr 10 '14

Well, you gotcher Conversation Starters, and then you gotcher Conversation Stoppers.

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More from The Portlandia Activity Book

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Apr 10 '14
Well, you gotcher Smart People, and then you gotcher Stupid Fucks.

Well, you gotcher Smart People, and then you gotcher Stupid Fucks.

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Mar 5 '14

Spooky.

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Jim Skull

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Mar 5 '14
We had an 80-degree day yesterday, so I took the opportunity to defrost my office fridge. The area delineated by the red line in that image was one big chunk of ice, front-to-back, before defrosting. Obviously, it has been a while since I’ve done this - couple of years, at least.
Somewhere in the back of my mind, I’m sure I knew that the ice that had accumulated in the freezer portion of the unit was affecting its cooling efficiency in a negative manner. It had never really come to mind, though, and even if it had I don’t think I would have appreciated the extent to which the efficiency was being affected.As you can see above, the victim wasn’t even in the freezer portion, it was just near it. I’ve been putting cans in that exact same spot for the last couple of years without incident. This happened within mere hours after the defrosting. Yikes.

We had an 80-degree day yesterday, so I took the opportunity to defrost my office fridge. The area delineated by the red line in that image was one big chunk of ice, front-to-back, before defrosting. Obviously, it has been a while since I’ve done this - couple of years, at least.

Somewhere in the back of my mind, I’m sure I knew that the ice that had accumulated in the freezer portion of the unit was affecting its cooling efficiency in a negative manner. It had never really come to mind, though, and even if it had I don’t think I would have appreciated the extent to which the efficiency was being affected.

As you can see above, the victim wasn’t even in the freezer portion, it was just near it. I’ve been putting cans in that exact same spot for the last couple of years without incident. This happened within mere hours after the defrosting. Yikes.

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Mar 4 '14

Make up your mind, dude.

Jefferson’s Brother: My brother’s gonna kill us! He’s gonna kill us! He’s gonna kill you and he’s gonna kill me, he’s gonna kill us!

Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!

Jefferson’s Brother: My brother’s gonna shit!

Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?

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Feb 25 '14

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