Because I couldn't think of anything cool to do with the holyjeeb.us domain.
In the god-damned kitchen, Phil!
Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.
YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.
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You don’t have to live your life the way other people expect you to.
CHRIS GUILLEBEAU: 11 ways to be average (x)
This is quite possibly the singular most terrifying thing I’ve ever read.
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