Holy Jeebus!

Because I couldn't think of anything cool to do with the holyjeeb.us domain.
May 3 '13

“You mean ‘finger’, right?”

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May 2 '13

I can’t figure this out, and it’s driving me nuts. These are screen caps of my local news station’s week-ahead weather graphic. The height of the columns has to mean something, but I’ll be damned if I know what it is. Somebody please figure this out and tell me.

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May 1 '13
“People ask me what console I play. Motherfucker, ALL of them.”
— Aisha Tyler, in her response to haters voicing grievance over her selection as Ubisoft E3 presenter in 2012.

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Apr 23 '13

With a little help. (Joe Cocker, Woodstock)

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Apr 23 '13
nevver: A Visual Compendium of Cameras

nevver:

A Visual Compendium of Cameras

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Apr 10 '13

We knew you had the Precious when you walked in.

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Apr 10 '13
In the god-damned kitchen, Phil! mmorgasmm: Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN. YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.

In the god-damned kitchen, Phil!

mmorgasmm:

Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.

YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.

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Apr 8 '13

“Hey, where do you want the head?” Time-lapse of ants devouring a dead gecko.

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Apr 2 '13
Stupid Cats. nevver: Cat Language

Stupid Cats.

nevver:

Cat Language

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Apr 2 '13

Jimi Hendrix’ “Voodoo Chile” - Korean style.

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Mar 29 '13
Oh, you know, just reading a book. Seriously - I’M JUST READING A BOOK.

Oh, you know, just reading a book. Seriously - I’M JUST READING A BOOK.

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Mar 21 '13

You don’t have to live your life the way other people expect you to.

theagevsheraldsun:

CHRIS GUILLEBEAU: 11 ways to be average (x)

This is quite possibly the singular most terrifying thing I’ve ever read.

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